[ Let's also assume that John's already undergone the shocking realization that this chain letter-thing is a big fakie, yet he's sent it off to a bunch of unaware people whom will presumably fall for it...
...like this guy. ]
OH MY GOD!!!!
ok look, everything i am about to tell you is not a lie. i pinky promise, girl-scout swear! er, boy-scout. that also counts.
anyway, if you haven't figured it out already... i THINK this is chain mail! it looks like you've read the last scientology line already and the thing is, i am pretty sure that part is meant to warn you about the fact that it's a scam!!
so maybe there's the small chance that i poooooooosibly didn't read the whole letter carefully when i got it and sent it out into the cold, cold world just like that. but still, you should try not to freak out about it too much. there are worse things out there like zombies that don't know how to moonwalk and buff austrian actors becoming governors of really important states.
so like i said, i am super sorry about all this confusion.
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...like this guy. ]
OH MY GOD!!!!
ok look, everything i am about to tell you is not a lie. i pinky promise, girl-scout swear! er, boy-scout. that also counts.
anyway, if you haven't figured it out already... i THINK this is chain mail! it looks like you've read the last scientology line already and the thing is, i am pretty sure that part is meant to warn you about the fact that it's a scam!!
so maybe there's the small chance that i poooooooosibly didn't read the whole letter carefully when i got it and sent it out into the cold, cold world just like that. but still, you should try not to freak out about it too much. there are worse things out there like zombies that don't know how to moonwalk and buff austrian actors becoming governors of really important states.
so like i said, i am super sorry about all this confusion.